At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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