yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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