I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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