You're so nebulous sometimes
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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