yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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