Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
foreskin is a definite game changer
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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