There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
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This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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