in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
