He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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