ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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