Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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