He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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