last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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