Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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