I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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