I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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