I think I just saw someone hide a body.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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