its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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