i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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