dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
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Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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