So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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