OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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