dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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