cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
They took my balls.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
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