I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
it hurts more in the daytime
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
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