So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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