turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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