I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
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Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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