He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.