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• (770): View more from Georgia

  next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.

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  25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.

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  These 23 People Share the Worst Advice They’ve Been Given

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget

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  He meets the coolest people when he's drunk

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• (657): View more from California

  Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me

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