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I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night

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(508): I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night http://tfl.nu/lkz0

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I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex

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(412): I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex http://tfl.nu/na8l

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Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut

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(205): Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut http://tfl.nu/pdjw

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I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.

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(304): I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough. http://tfl.nu/4w8d

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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?

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(765): Did we both pass out talking about cake last night? http://tfl.nu/lgnr

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i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.

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(860): i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty. http://tfl.nu/tep7

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(662): View more from Mississippi

they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.

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(662): they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments. http://tfl.nu/u5vp

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literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.

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(330): literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs. http://tfl.nu/r48u

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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?

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(217): If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping? http://tfl.nu/vdup

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About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room

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(610): About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room http://tfl.nu/tujl

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The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.

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(+64): The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me. http://tfl.nu/8v6d

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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.

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(860): I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS. http://tfl.nu/9u6p

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How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.

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(214): How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk. http://tfl.nu/tw8m

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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed

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(585): If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed http://tfl.nu/2pf8

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(914): View more from New York

low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..

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(914): low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen.. http://tfl.nu/o2yv

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