We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
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On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
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How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday