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Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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