Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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