dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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