My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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