Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
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I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
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The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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