question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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