Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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