I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Don't tell me you're on acid again
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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