i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
