billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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