I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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