we're blogging at a bar
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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