I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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