We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
