im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
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If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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