I wanna bring you to show and tell
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
We got so high we made milksteak
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I think my nap took me to another dimension
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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