I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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