I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
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You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
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surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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