I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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