We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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