i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
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No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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