He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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