you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Even my vagina gasped.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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