I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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