Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
there's paper in my vomit.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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