another moral hangover. fuck.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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