Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
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I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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