why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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