WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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