What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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