i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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