His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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