So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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